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marvel.monster.portent

urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:
pr1nceshawn:
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

badasserywomen:

The beasty baal and a ray

scifi-fantasy-horror:

by Magdalena Radziej

scifi-fantasy-horror:

by sairen J.

Coke Critical Fail

yourplayersaidwhat:

So a me and a couple of people were about to enter this really complicated part of the story, so I thought I should grab a drink and a snack. Mind you, we had run out of snacks a while ago, so everyone was a little food cranky.
Me: I’m going to go grab a coke and some chips, I’ll be right ba-
*DM holds up a hand to stop me, then points to the dice*
DM: Roll.
Me: I’m sorry?
DM: d20, roll for coke
Me: But-
DM: Roll. For. Coke.
*hesitantly rolls, get a 1*
Me: ….
DM: *smiles like a snake* Well, I guess that that… sit your ass back down

hunter-rodrigez:

forest-of-books:

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

catsbeaversandducks:

M Y C H I L D R E N
By Hannah Hillam

jenna-ygray:

Hey guys! I had an amazing time at the 2018 Ctn Animation Expo!
This is artwork for the banner that was on display at the convention. I still have a couple smaller 7” x 17” prints leftover, so if you’re interested, message me for price and shipping info

roskii:

s0mbr4-h4xx3d-m3:
nyanbianry:
ina-gartens-weave:
wanderthewoods:
“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.
yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?
all of georgia okeefes art is like this dont act surprised
It Really Is.
Staff seeing this:

5ummit:

things i absolutely detest and avoid at all cost: forced socializing
things that are necessary to get anywhere in your career: forced socializing